untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

(Source: greetings)

florelgreen:

you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time


arienreign:

Why isn’t anyone talking about this?
http://www.dailydot.com/news/darrien-hunt-shot-by-police-while-cosplaying/

SAMURAI CHAMPLOO *spoiler alert*

ICP is garbage imo

Things to do while bae is doing jail time:
- Keep the room clean as much as possible during his absence.
- Sleep with Dorothy Vader as a substitute cuddle buddy (because I cant stand sleeping alone. Its depressing).
- Keep clothes neatly folded or hanging on color coordinated hanger.
- KEEP WORKING
- Remodel a bit.
- Crafts (currently making a mask).
- Masturbate
- SURVIVE

prejaculate:

probably no one thought about me today

So consider your options, make your choice and call me home.
Kelley Armstrong (via observando)
Fake people don’t surprise me anymore, loyal people do.
Unknown (via soulsscrawl)

steezymofucka:

Damn u look good as fuck, but I ain’t gon holla


junkoschan:

Keep your head up princess, your tiara is falling.